Hey, my name's Brandon. I'm a big city boy stuck in the nut sack of America's backwoods [Arkansas]. I enjoy Pokemon, because, well come on that's just fucking awesome. I'm first to bring "pedosexuality" into the list of sexual orientations! I enjoy pot and you can rest assured that if there's hardcore music playing, you can drown a toddler in my panties!
[Don't worry guys, Brandon's actually not that much of a creep. - Viki ]