Hey, my name's Brandon.
I'm a big city boy stuck in the nut sack of America's backwoods [Arkansas].
I enjoy Pokemon, because, well come on that's just fucking awesome. I'm first to bring "pedosexuality" into the list of sexual orientations!
I enjoy pot and you can rest assured that if there's hardcore music playing, you can drown a toddler in my panties!
[Don't worry guys, Brandon's actually not that much of a creep. - Viki ]
I'm a big city boy stuck in the nut sack of America's backwoods [Arkansas].
I enjoy Pokemon, because, well come on that's just fucking awesome. I'm first to bring "pedosexuality" into the list of sexual orientations!
I enjoy pot and you can rest assured that if there's hardcore music playing, you can drown a toddler in my panties!
[Don't worry guys, Brandon's actually not that much of a creep. - Viki ]
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